June 12, 2005
Shabbat Shalom!
Latest info!
One of Laurie Kroll’s daughters just celebrated her Bat Mitzvah and Lyndsey was elected president of her school..Her son Jeff is running the one mile in the Maccabiah games in Tel Aviv!
Sarah Raffer is an attorney with the San Diego Legal Society and was the recipient of an Outstanding Service Award!!
Preschool’s and Junior Kindergarten’s closing programs were adorable! The proud parents included: Leslie Scher, Alison Fisher, Stacey Coleman, Shoshana Feuer, Howie Fram, Laura Galinson, David Baranofsky, Harry Rady Michelle Melden, Rachel Swimmer and Dan Schlafman!
It’s almost summer!
Hope to see you at the Shores…tower 32!
I have extra boogie boards….
Love,
Eemah
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before. Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized. "Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathered her children! "
Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE..during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face.
"I'm your son's HEBREW SCHOOL TEACHER!"
